ValuSesh Rabbit Hole Delta 9 Taffies
ValuSesh Delta-9 THC Gummies
ValuSesh Delta-9 THC Gummies
ValuSesh Rabbit Hole Delta 9 Taffies
Dabberhasher Pipe Deals
Golden Afternoon Cannabis Seeds Deal

Set Current Location

Search Deals

  • Cannabis News

Weed Deals Near Me View All

(each) EkkoEssence | CannaPouch | Cinnamon Infused Pouches | 75mg | 15ct | 5mg/ea
(each) EkkoEssence | CannaPouch | Cinnamon Infused Pouches | 75mg | 15ct | 5mg/ea
China - Medical 5220.9 miles
(g) Stuffed Grapes | .5g Cured Resin 510 Cart
(g) Stuffed Grapes | .5g Cured Resin 510 Cart
Rockland - Recreational 5193.85 miles

New Monorail Line Coming to Cannatown Hole

CANNASaver Blog
Posted by CANNASaver on Thursday, 03 February 2022 in Dispatches from the Highlands

After years of having to trudge through the miles in the mud, especially in chilling rain, Cannatown residents are investing new infrastructure dollars into a monorail for the Cannatown Hole, the gigantic expanse of exposed earth in the heart of the city. Planners say the “Brown” line will open for use around the start of digging season.

The service will hopefully solve the age-old problem facing diggers from amateurs to trained trail guides, who’ve lost many a boot in the thick and viscous topsoil. Although outfitters have tried for years to sell snowshoe-type muddin’ flippers to enthusiasts, those who dig in the hole often have decried the lack of traversible ground, and have routinely brought the issue before city council during rainy climes.

Avid diggers say they are relieved by the initiative. “I used to have to crawl through the muck just to get to my favorite ditch, that I went through a pair of pants every week,” says digging hobbyist Walt Peters. “I even tried a canoe once!”

Local blogger @CTDitchDigga hailed the rail line as the biggest thing to come to central Cannatown since the concession frenzy of the 70’s. “Boy do I miss those footlong hotdogs,” she wrote in a post, “but I can’t wait to rest my Dungarees on a freakin’ train after a hard day’s dig.” 

It isn’t the first attempt at a transportation system for the sodden crevasse. The city installed a bus route in the early 80s, only to lose three vehicles into “Big Pitty,” the giant central sinkhole, within three weeks of operation. An outfitter also launched a local Segway rental business during the early noughts, but the venture failed miserably and some people died. 

The Brown line will take and pick up passengers at the hole’s four corner stations, each named for a pioneer who perished digging the original hole. A fifth stop, to Big Pitty in the middle, will open later in the year when engineers can figure out how to reach the deep and fairly inaccessible chasm. According to the city website, specific hours of operation will begin each day “when Charlie wakes up,” and conclude “when it’s his dinner time.”

Although not technologically-advanced by any means, the stations are set to have barrels and lantern systems, outhouse plumbing, and up to 20 boot-scrapers on each platform. Patrons may bring their shovels and other implements of excavation, provided they bang them on the cement first. 

“Let’s face it,” says city planner Laura Barnes, “these trains are going to be filthy as hell.”

Last modified on Monday, 20 January 2025
Tagged in: humor
Related Posts
Can I bum a joint? I just lost $420 in Dogecoin - Dispatches from the Highlands
Apr 20
Academics to Dig Through 20lb Ice Cream Meteor - Dispatches from the Highlands
Aug 12
I've Been Writing a Romance Novel - Dispatches from the Highlands
Aug 13
High Leaders Introduce New Measurements - Dispatches from the Highlands
Aug 13
Nerd Club To Brief Retired Octogenarians on UFOs - Dispatches from the Highlands
Aug 16
Rosin Price
Different Types of Wax to Smoke
Recent posts
How to Find the Best Denver Dispensary Deals in 2025 - Dispensaries
May 15
Cannabis Industry Night Launches in the Springs — First Event May 25 - Canna Blog - Latest News
May 08
Colorado Springs Rec Dispensaries Open: Full List + First-Time Shopper Deals - Recreational Marijuana
Apr 15

Weed Deals Near Me View All

(each) EkkoEssence | CannaPouch | Cinnamon Infused Pouches | 75mg | 15ct | 5mg/ea
(each) EkkoEssence | CannaPouch | Cinnamon Infused Pouches | 75mg | 15ct | 5mg/ea
China - Medical 5220.9 miles
(g) Stuffed Grapes | .5g Cured Resin 510 Cart
(g) Stuffed Grapes | .5g Cured Resin 510 Cart
Rockland - Recreational 5193.85 miles
(g) Grape Pie | Live Rosin Cart
(g) Grape Pie | Live Rosin Cart
Eastham - Recreational 5197.86 miles
(g) Lemon Cookies .5G PreRoll
(g) Lemon Cookies .5G PreRoll
Presque Isle - Medical 5190.16 miles
(g) Fat Billy
(g) Fat Billy
Bangor - Recreational 5191.7 miles
(g) super boof hash rosin disposable cart
(g) super boof hash rosin disposable cart
Millinocket - Medical 5202.68 miles
(g) Canna Syrup THC (Low) - Lemon
(g) Canna Syrup THC (Low) - Lemon
Mashpee - Rec & Med 5220.38 miles
(g) PAUL'S BOUTIQUE | Hash infused Preroll WM/MAC .75g
(g) PAUL'S BOUTIQUE | Hash infused Preroll WM/MAC .75g
Detroit - Recreational 5215.63 miles
(g) Ice Cream Candy | 1/2g Live Resin Cart | Indica
(g) Ice Cream Candy | 1/2g Live Resin Cart | Indica
Northport - Rec & Med 5192.57 miles
(each) Pa Joder Disposables
(each) Pa Joder Disposables
toa alta - Medical 4665.82 miles
(g) Stonehouse Gardner .5G Live Rosin Disposable - Icicles (Indica)
(g) Stonehouse Gardner .5G Live Rosin Disposable - Icicles (Indica)
Damariscotta - Medical 5211.01 miles
(g) Sunburst Fritter | Diamond Infused Preroll - 0.7 g
(g) Sunburst Fritter | Diamond Infused Preroll - 0.7 g
Mashpee - Recreational 5219.47 miles
(g) Our Own Pure Distillate 1/2g carts
(g) Our Own Pure Distillate 1/2g carts
Belfast - Medical 5193.91 miles
(0.1g) Milk Chocolate
(0.1g) Milk Chocolate
Provincetown - Recreational 5211.26 miles
(g) .5g Live Resin-Cartridge- Biscotti
(g) .5g Live Resin-Cartridge- Biscotti
Belfast - Medical 5194.11 miles

Archive